Kanye West 3030: The Most Insane RPG You’ve Ever Played

At this point, Kanye West’s life has started resembling an insane Japanese video game: it’s full of twists and turns, he’s known to keep a voluptuous main squeeze, and you’re never quite sure if he’s the hero or the villain. Well, congrats Yeezy, your life is now officially an insane RPG thanks to game developer Phenix, whose Kanye Quest pits the Chicago Lyrical Wordsmith against a gang of industry clones with the help of a few friends. Download it here.

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The Internet Might Break: Cat Vs. Bacon

Food! Cats! Nostalgic Gameification! CatvsBacon.com is basically the culmination of the internet. Since the first dial-up modem deafened an unsuspecting adult, the internet has been working towards this moment.

Bask in it.

An 8-Bit Tribute to Kill Bill to Kill Time and Kill Productivity

Thanks to Flavourmachine for affording us so many wasted hours over the years. Without their dedication to wasting time at work, we would probably be millionaires by now. They just created a tribute to one of our favourite Manly Movies, Kill Bill (Vol. 1) titled 88 Madness where you recreate the climatic battle between The Bride and The Crazy 88’s. Slice and Dice your way through all 88 of them with a few bosses thrown in for good measure. Have at it, and kiss that promotion goodbye.

Rook to Queen Bishop 5. HADUKEN! 

To commemorate the 25th anniversary of Street Fighter the good people at Capcom have created a Street Fighter-inspired version of the diametric opposite of street fighting: chess. The stunning chess sets will be limited to 5000 pieces, so grab yours quick at the Capcom store while stocks last. 

Dumb Ways to Die…in Video Games.

As is the internet’s want, a great viral video only begets other great viral videos. That incredibly morbid song from Metro Trains Melbourne has been hijacked by the gamer set, to give some solace to anyone who ever drowned in Sonic or ate that goddamn cake. 

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Instant And Total Gratification: Super Mario Bros. Recreated in HTML5

It’s Sunday, but we wrote this on Monday, so we had no way of knowing that we were going to do that thing at Drinkabout that would get us banned for life. To ease our hangovers and our sorrows, we’re going to spend today getting knee-deep in some 8-Bit gaming. You know the drill: plumber, stomps on mushrooms to save girl who keeps getting “kidnapped,” by giant lizard monster, punchline about how Princess Peach is actually cheating on Mario with King Koopa, etc. etc. Just play it.

Pumpktris: As Unpronouncable as it is Fun

Today is Halloween, and if your home hasn’t been swept away in a Hurricane you might be making the rounds and taking in the festivities. If you happen to have some incredibly inventive neighbours (you don’t) you might run into this playable Tetris pumpkin that cleverly uses the stem as a joystick. You can check out the entire process of building the sucker here, no explanation for that name though…

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As men, we need to realise we can’t all be Don Draper.

Except, we totally all can be Don Draper thanks to this 8-bit Choose Your Own Adventure style YouTube game.

It’s corny, but we’ll play it.

Because we are men.

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