Mario Balotelli Plays the Italian Anthem for Andrea Pirlo
Because, why in the fuck not?
The equal parts infuriating and talented striker never ceases to amaze. Whether it’s with his unique push-up technique, or with his clean piano technique, you never know what you’re going to get.
Manly Movies: Eterna
Imagine a super cut of every single action movie you’ve ever seen. Failing that, just click play on the above and see an insane montage of every single action movie in history. Then go pick up your face.
Kanye West 3030: The Most Insane RPG You’ve Ever Played
At this point, Kanye West’s life has started resembling an insane Japanese video game: it’s full of twists and turns, he’s known to keep a voluptuous main squeeze, and you’re never quite sure if he’s the hero or the villain. Well, congrats Yeezy, your life is now officially an insane RPG thanks to game developer Phenix, whose Kanye Quest pits the Chicago Lyrical Wordsmith against a gang of industry clones with the help of a few friends. Download it here.
Drifting in a Semi Truck
If this isn’t the craziest crap you’ve ever seen, then you’ve clearly seen entirely too much crap. If you can say watching drifting überman Michiel Becx perform this impossibly complex gymkhana behind the wheel of a modified six-tonne racing truck that pulls 1100hp and 3600lb/ft of torgue on its way to it’s top speed of 130mph wasn’t, at the very least, the craziest thing you saw today, then you’re grounded from the internet. Grounded! Props to the CarThrottle.com team for finding this nonsense.
WTF? AntBoy
We don’t speak whatever Nordic language you’re hearing right now but we’re pretty sure Marvel is working on a huge movie called Ant Man, so kudos to whoever decided to recreate Spider-Man’s origin story replacing the spider with an ant and web fluid with destructive pee. Click play and check out the craziest thing you’ll probably see all day.
The Homer, In Real Life
The Simpsons has created some pretty iconic images in its day. It’s also created some completely random obscure pop-culture phenomena during its seemingly endless run of episodes. The Homer, an eponymous car design that Homer presented that caused his genius brother’s downfall is definitely on the obscure side, so seeing one in real life is a little more than bizarre. Seeing one taking as many laps as it could handle around the Le Mans 24 Hours race a couple weeks ago must have been even crazier, especially when all we wanted was a Canyonero.
C-3PO Raps, Sells Out
Even though his rhymes are more than a few parceks west of terrible, you have to admit that the chatty Droid’s all gold chasis is probably the heaviest piece of bling in hip-hop history. And that’s a long, and bizarre history.
Which Pharrell is Older?
Speculating on his agelessness, New York’s Magazine’s Vulture blog has put together this quiz on Daft Punk-collaborator, Neptune and NERD Pharrell Williams’ time defying face. If you want a quick cheat sheet to boost your score, check out our answer guide below:
Question 1: Neither, Pharrell’s face exists in a dimension that neither respects or recognises the concept of “time,” therefore the question is irrelevant.
Question 2: See above
Question 3: See above
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Exploding Actresses
Can’t say this needs a ton of background. Should we throw in a pun about your minds being blown? Nah, we should just keep it tasteful and let the piece speak for itself.
How to Uninstall McAfee Security Scan
John McAfee is a rich man. How rich, so rich that if you use a PC you’ve seen his name pop up on your screen more than you’ve seen your own pop-up anywhere. Not only is he rich, he’s insane. This one sentence summary of the last few years of his life from ABC News says it all:
John McAfee has had no problems making headlines this year. After the founder of the McAfee software security company was believed to be a murder suspect in Belize, he hid out in the jungle, escaped to Guatemala, faked a heart attack and returned to the United States.
Apparently, the insane millionaire is so sick of getting letters about software he stopped giving a shit about a few million dollars ago, that he made this insane video to answer your question.
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