A Real Live Isedra 108i on a Real Live Track
Turn the sound off for the first few seconds of this one because it’s nothing but ambient noise and intense sniffles (seriously) but take in the impressive visuals as this super rare super car slips and slides around a track in an undisclosed location (Belgium). Considering only 36 of these 6.0 liter V8-powered, gull-winged spaceships were built, watching one power slide is a privilege.
Mario Balotelli Plays the Italian Anthem for Andrea Pirlo
Because, why in the fuck not?
The equal parts infuriating and talented striker never ceases to amaze. Whether it’s with his unique push-up technique, or with his clean piano technique, you never know what you’re going to get.
Manly Jobs: Tower Climbers
Next time you have to peel yourself out of bed to head to work, remember that your desk job is about as manly as the cool breeze that wipes by your face on an autumn day when you’re out picking strawberries. Despite the insanely monotone voiceover, this video of tower climbers going to work is just about the manliest thing you’ll see today. Remember this next time you complain about your carrier. In fact, next time you complain about your service, we fully invite you to climb to the top of the nearest tower and take a look at the issue.
Manly Movies: Eterna
Imagine a super cut of every single action movie you’ve ever seen. Failing that, just click play on the above and see an insane montage of every single action movie in history. Then go pick up your face.
Manly Movies: Machete Kills
You need to watch this.
Our friend Danny Trejo returns as a Mexican superhero whose superpower is murder. Joining him this time is no less a collection of bit players like Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga playing someone called The Chameleon, Alex Vega, Mel Gibson, Sophia Vergara, and Charlie Sheen returning to his roots as Carlos Estevez playing the President of the United States.
Denzel Washington Makes Guarantees
They say the greatest stars just project their personal charisma into every role. Well, in his personal life, it seems like Denzel makes a ton of guarantees. Like more guarantees than a car salesman running for office. Get but a sample of those guarantees above.
Jordan Brand Presents: Blake And Drain
Three things you need to know about Blake Griffin:
All of these attributes come together in Jordan Brand’s newest commercial featuring Blake turning even the most ridiculous shots into picture perfect alley-oops.
See it above.
Robin Thicke, Jimmy Fallon and The Roots Play “Blurred Lines” on Children’s Instruments
Continuing a bizarre late-night tradition, Philadelphia’s most masterful house band recently backed Robin Thicke, you know, the guy who brought us Emily Ratajowski (google her yourselves), in a childish rendition of “Blurred Lines,” you know that song that’s not “Get Lucky.” Watch it above, and shake your banana if you have one.
Watch the KTM X-Bow Destroy a Track
Figuratively of course. In one of the most gratuitous pieces of car porn we’ve ever seen, watch as a man dreams of the most badass go-kart in history before using it to fry some tar tracks.
Building BRANDiD 
