“Expectation is the mother of all frustration.”

Antonio Banderas, Man Since August 10th, 1960

“The more people’s money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.”

Thomas Lennon, Man Since August 9th, 1970

“A good review from the critics is just another stay of execution.”

Dustin Hoffman, Man Since August 8th, 1937

A Real Live Isedra 108i on a Real Live Track

Turn the sound off for the first few seconds of this one because it’s nothing but ambient noise and intense sniffles (seriously) but take in the impressive visuals as this super rare super car slips and slides around a track in an undisclosed location (Belgium). Considering only 36 of these 6.0 liter V8-powered, gull-winged spaceships were built, watching one power slide is a privilege. 

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

Mario Balotelli Plays the Italian Anthem for Andrea Pirlo

Because, why in the fuck not? 

The equal parts infuriating and talented striker never ceases to amaze. Whether it’s with his unique push-up technique, or with his clean piano technique, you never know what you’re going to get. 

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

Manly Jobs: Tower Climbers

Next time you have to peel yourself out of bed to head to work, remember that your desk job is about as manly as the cool breeze that wipes by your face on an autumn day when you’re out picking strawberries. Despite the insanely monotone voiceover, this video of tower climbers going to work is just about the manliest thing you’ll see today. Remember this next time you complain about your carrier. In fact, next time you complain about your service, we fully invite you to climb to the top of the nearest tower and take a look at the issue.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

“Rock music should be gross: that’s the fun of it. It gets up and drops its trousers.”

Bruce Dickinson, Man Since August 7th, 1958

Motoped

If you have a spare XR50 pit bike engine and a bunch of mountain bike parts, you could just turn them into a fully street legal Motoped using nothing but a $1,000 conversation kit. Yes, with $1,000 you can merge the douchiness of a motorcycle with the nerdiness of a moped.  

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Penelope Cruz Wears Agent Provocateur

Does this need a caption?

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Manly Movies: Eterna

Imagine a super cut of every single action movie you’ve ever seen. Failing that, just click play on the above and see an insane montage of every single action movie in history. Then go pick up your face.

(Source: http://player.vimeo.com/)