Mario Balotelli Plays the Italian Anthem for Andrea Pirlo
Because, why in the fuck not?
The equal parts infuriating and talented striker never ceases to amaze. Whether it’s with his unique push-up technique, or with his clean piano technique, you never know what you’re going to get.
Robin Thicke, Jimmy Fallon and The Roots Play “Blurred Lines” on Children’s Instruments
Continuing a bizarre late-night tradition, Philadelphia’s most masterful house band recently backed Robin Thicke, you know, the guy who brought us Emily Ratajowski (google her yourselves), in a childish rendition of “Blurred Lines,” you know that song that’s not “Get Lucky.” Watch it above, and shake your banana if you have one.
“Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.”
Jerry Garcia, Man Since August 1st, 1942
Kanye West 3030: The Most Insane RPG You’ve Ever Played
At this point, Kanye West’s life has started resembling an insane Japanese video game: it’s full of twists and turns, he’s known to keep a voluptuous main squeeze, and you’re never quite sure if he’s the hero or the villain. Well, congrats Yeezy, your life is now officially an insane RPG thanks to game developer Phenix, whose Kanye Quest pits the Chicago Lyrical Wordsmith against a gang of industry clones with the help of a few friends. Download it here.
“I must be careful not to get trapped in the past. That’s why I tend to forget my songs.”
Mick Jagger, Man Since July 26, 1943
“However long the song is was how long it took us to write it.”
Geezer Butler, Man Since July 17th, 1949
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Manly Tumblrs: Rap Poems Everyone needs a little manspiration some times, and poetry has been distilling life lessons into edible bites since the dawn of time. Rap may or may not stand for “rhythm and poetry” (it doesn’t), and the … Continue reading
Unlocking the Truth
There seems to be a growing trend amongst pre-teens; they’re way more metal than you. Continuing the adorable-children-who-make-music-forged-in-the-hottest-fires-of-hell trend are Unlocking the Truth, a band of brothers from Brooklyn who coordinate tours of the United States in the Living Room when not turning subway stations into Rock Am Ring.
Obama Sings Get Lucky
We know that Mondays suck, and a Monday after a holiday weekend (in the US anyway) sucks even worse. Shake those off with the help of the most amazing fantasy partnership we’ve ever seen come to life. When a president meets a pair of cyborgs, you get this.
You Get Lucky.
C-3PO Raps, Sells Out
Even though his rhymes are more than a few parceks west of terrible, you have to admit that the chatty Droid’s all gold chasis is probably the heaviest piece of bling in hip-hop history. And that’s a long, and bizarre history.
Building BRANDiD 
