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Trophy Buffet

If you look around your life and the signs read “loser,” maybe The Trophy Buffet, can turn that around. Maybe you’ll never be a world champion, but you just cleared an entire platter of ribs; there’s a trophy for that. Maybe the idea of a 100 meter dash gives you the sweats and makes you throw up from exhaustion, but you just got those points taken off your license; there’s a trophy for that.

Celebrate yourself.

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MANSPIRATION: I AM A CHAMPION

We don’t know how old the young men listening to this speech are, but whether they’re 8 or 18, we’re guessing that they left this speech with full beards and barrel chests covered in hair. Cheers to their coach, whose motivational speech was so inspiring, it made us root for a team named “The Flowers.”

Flatten this humpday and click play above.