Instant And Total Gratification: Super Mario Bros. Recreated in HTML5

It’s Sunday, but we wrote this on Monday, so we had no way of knowing that we were going to do that thing at Drinkabout that would get us banned for life. To ease our hangovers and our sorrows, we’re going to spend today getting knee-deep in some 8-Bit gaming. You know the drill: plumber, stomps on mushrooms to save girl who keeps getting “kidnapped,” by giant lizard monster, punchline about how Princess Peach is actually cheating on Mario with King Koopa, etc. etc. Just play it.