Between Two Ferns, Oscar Buzz Edition

The world’s greatest celebrity talk show is back. Zach Galifianakis of Hangover fame sits down with some Oscar Nominees to ask the hard questions, like the side effects of shrinking Naomi Watts. As always it’s classic material. 

Zach Galifianakis: “You played in a film called The Hunger Games…”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah, isn’t that your life story?”
Zach: “You shouldn’t say that, it’s offputting.”
Jennifer: “You should be off pudding. ‘Cause you’re fat. You shouldn’t eat any pudding…”
Zach: “Yah…”

(Source: http://www.funnyordie.com/)

Instant And Total Gratification: Super Mario Bros. Recreated in HTML5

It’s Sunday, but we wrote this on Monday, so we had no way of knowing that we were going to do that thing at Drinkabout that would get us banned for life. To ease our hangovers and our sorrows, we’re going to spend today getting knee-deep in some 8-Bit gaming. You know the drill: plumber, stomps on mushrooms to save girl who keeps getting “kidnapped,” by giant lizard monster, punchline about how Princess Peach is actually cheating on Mario with King Koopa, etc. etc. Just play it.