“A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”

Bill Cosby, Man Since July 12, 1937

Feel the Wrath of the Fruit Ninja

No one is safe. Not watermelons, bananas, twinkies kittens or horses. This slightly-tubby ninja master. Watch as he pairs the ancient arts with the most modern of buzzing dubstep noises in a display of deadly grace taken right from the pages of The Book of Five Rings (you should really buy that book, it’s fantastic).

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“I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuugh”

In celebration of Yeezys 35th Birthday, the Daily Beast has put together a collection of Kanye West’s wisest tweets. 

Some of our favourites:

On responsibility:

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”

On hardship:

“Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on”

On mathematics:

“My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a shit load.’”

On online etiquette:

“You can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end”

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