“If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.”

Johnny Depp, Man Since June 9th, 1963

“Somehow whatever I play ends up being sleazy.”

Paul Giamatti, Man Since June 6th, 1967

“Let me explain my job very simply: My job is to line up five, seven, 10 yards in front of a man and run into him at full speed.”

– Ray Lewis, Man Since May 15th, 1975

“Writing is a lonely job unless you’re a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach.”

– Emelio Estevez, Man Since May 12th 1962

“I can honestly tell you that I would play this game for free”

– Troy Polamalu, Man Since April 19th, 1981

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“Listen to people and treat people as you find them. There’s an inherent goodness in most people. Don’t pre-judge people – that was me Mam’s advice anyway.”

– Sean Bean, Man Since April 19th, 1959

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“There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.”

– The Undertaker, Man Since March 24th, 1965

“Self-belief is probably the most crucial factor in sporting success. The bodies are roughly equal, the training is similar, the techniques can be copied, what separates the achievers is nothing as tangible as split times or kilograms. It’s the iron in the mind, not in the supplements, that wins medals”

– Steve Redgrave, Man Since March 23rd, 1962

“What’s the difference between Hollywood characters and my characters? Mine are real.”

– Spike Lee, Man Since March 20th, 1957

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“On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.”

– Bruce Willis, Man Since March 19th, 1955