“I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuugh”

In celebration of Yeezys 35th Birthday, the Daily Beast has put together a collection of Kanye West’s wisest tweets. 

Some of our favourites:

On responsibility:

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”

On hardship:

“Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on”

On mathematics:

“My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a shit load.’”

On online etiquette:

“You can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end”

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