Epic Rap Battles From History: Moses vs. Santa Klaus featuring Snoop DoggLion
Ah the epic battle between Moses and Santa Klaus, truly a watershed moment in both Jewish and Hip-Hop history. Despite the loss of the original tape, we’ve unearthed a pretty accurate re-enactment featuring none other than American treasure and rapping Chimera Snoop Lion(Dogg). Partake in the bounty of , and vote on the winner in the comments under the video.
The 12 Dunks of Christmas
Christmas is over, but this could be our late entry for Carol of the Year (that’s a thing right?)
Fiiiiiive Alley-Oooops
The Roots, Jimmy Fallon, Mariah Carey and some Wayward Children Sing “All I Want For Christmas is You”
With the help of Fisher Price’s best instruments, Jimmy Fallon and his legendary house band put together a Christmas classic featuring Mariah Carey and a group of children stuck in a trapdoor. It’s just as festive as it sounds.
Well, They Sure Can’t Sing…but those Accents!
Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge, Lindsay Ellingson and Erin Heatherton couldn’t sing to save their lives, in fact they could barely remember the words to “Deck the Halls,” but throw some sexy accents in lingerie from Victoria’s Secret and you somehow still bring joy to the world. Merry Christmas to one and all.
Merry Christmas from Melissa D, Jodie Gasson, and Daisy Watts
It’s Christmas, and you shouldn’t be reading blogs, but if you are, consider this a gift to soothe your lonliness. Actually, three Zoo pinups, a locked door and a bottle sound like a pretty great Christmas…
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
– Humphrey Bogart, Man Since December 25th, 1899
Happy F*cking Holidays from Calligraphuck
We’ve already put you on these guys, and you might have asked yourself “when would I need explicit greeting cards?” Well, the holidays are the perfect time. Who wouldn’t want to open up their gift with a “Glad Tiding Motherfucker,” or a “Merry Fucking Christmas?” No one that’s who. Now quickly grab the coolest Christmas card money can buy right here.
The Holiday Sad-Off featuring Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson
We’re dying to see Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained, and we’ll probably be sneaking in to a screening of Les Miserables and shedding some man tears into our weakness tissues. Unfortunately, both of these potential classics will be probably be putting a pretty dark pallor over our holiday season. It’s hard to say which one puts forward a grittier tale, but luckily Funny or Die put together stars of both movies to determine who’s movie is actually sadder. Here’s to Christmas 2012, the Death of Hoes Hope!
Put Down The Eggnog, Pick Up the Jack: Christmas With the Rat Pack
The holidays are upon us, which means most terrestrial radio stations have already switched over to the same tired old Christmas carols. You don’t have to go too far to refresh your Christmas playlist, just pick up Christmas With the Rat Pack a collection of smooth, cool renditions of some Christmas classics with Sinatra and the original Entourage. Now, put the mince pies to the side, light a stogie, pour some special edition Jack Daniels and drink until Valentines day. Get yours here.
“And Santa Said…C’MON!” DMX Wishes You A Merry Christmas
You’d expect to find, manly man, and extremely dangerous rap star DMX spending his holiday season listening to the growls of a thousand angry pitbulls, but apparently, the rapper born Earl Simmons, gets into the swing of the season just as much as the rest of us. His rendition of “Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer,” which features a few more “WHAT!?” ‘s than we remember, is surprisingly festive nonetheless. Of course, if you happen to wake up one morning and DMX is standing in your living room with a large sack, just give him all your valuables and do whatever he says, nobody needs to be a hero.
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