Gummi Shot Glasses

You might have a lady friend that likes sweet liquor, or you might be the type of man that doesn’t care that other men refer to him with adjectives like “soft,” “moist,” and “lavender-scented.” if so, you would love these Gummi Shot Glasses from Candy.com which are apparently “Great for parties or for those allergic to drinking out of glass!” So there’s that.

Get yours here.

Pearce Knives

Pointy things will always warm a man’s heart, throw in some inventive manufacturing techniques and you have the perfect gift for Birthdays, Father’s Days and Wednesdays. Pearce Knives are pounded to sharp perfection from horseshoes, re-bars and railroad ties so not only are they sharp enough to cut through that steak, they’re also pretty interesting to look at.

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For Fans of SlimTech, or Wonder Woman: CST-01 Watch 

Technology seems to be getting smaller and smaller, so much so that soon enough we’ll be rubbing our fingertips together to make phone calls. If you need to take three steps in that direction, the CST-01 might be right up your angle. The incredibly skinny watch, which is basically a bangle, is so thin that you have to set the time from its charging base. Get one by supporting their kickstarter project here.

The Worn Free Muhammad Ali Luxury Robe

It’s The Greatest’s birthday, and we’re sure you’re well aware that you’ll never fight like the champ, dance like the champ or wax poetic like the champ, but you can lounge like a champ in this luxy velour robe from Worn Free. He threw blistering combinations, you have a combination blister/bedsore from sitting on the couch, basically the same thing right?

Dr.’s Orders: The Beats Pill

Beats has been bringing premium audio to the masses for years now, and now they’re moving away from headphones to speaker systems. The appropriately named “Pill,” (because he’s a Dr. get it?) is less than 2 inches tall and 7.5 inches long but promises a huge prescription of sound. Controlled via Bluetooth, play tracks of your iPod, phone or computer, or play Charlie’s Angels and use it to take calls with the built in microphone. Just don’t try to swallow it. Scratch that, if you can find a girl that can swallow it, marry her. Immediately.

Trixie & Milo Flasks: Drink With Style, Or Just Drink, Whatever.

When we drink, we always try to make a statement. That statement tends to be “GGGRRRRRHHHHH BLLLUUUUGRRRHHH RODGERS!!” But with Trixie & Milo flasks, your alcoholism can make a different, more artistic statement. Click through to Supra-Quintessence for a look at all of their witty designs.

Nest 2.0, The Thermostat of the Future

Meet Nest 2.0, their new “learning thermostat” an intelligent system that adapts to your taste in temperature as the seasons change so you never have to touch that pesky dial again. The unit features a smooth lens cover with updated software that actually adapts as you set it, learning to anticipate any changes in home temperature as you build a relationship with it. Think of it as the perfect girlfriend: knows when to get hot, but also recognises the perfect time to cool off and let you relax. Pick up yours here. 

A Floating Hot Tub…

We’re not even going to try. Take it away Xzibit:

Oru: The Origami Kayak

The kayak is one of those particularly inconvenient vehicles: speeds like a bullet through the water, but completely unwieldy outside of it. Well, the Oru was created to answer just that issue and features a completely foldable design that collapses a full-sized kayak into a small case that ways just over 10kgs. Get ahead of the game and pre-order yours here. 

The Autographer, a Pocket-Sized Photographer

You know that one friend? That one friend who has to document everything? That one friend who feels like every party/birthday/baby shower/confirmation/sunny day/parking ticket/sunset/new pair of sneakers is an event worth documenting for posterity? Even though he’s annoying as hell, you have to realise that in 100 or so years, his life will stand as a document of our society in 2012. Fight back with The Autographer, a “smart camera” that you hang around your neck that uses five sensors to take the perfect, candid picture at the perfect time. We have no idea how (or if) it works, but it sounds cool. Buy yours here.